Mark Evanier in Hollywood found this site that will rate your blog using the same unreal and unrealistic formulas Hollywood does for their movies. This blog, as you can see, has been rated R. The reason:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* hell (6x)
* drugs (2x)
* suicide (1x)

Hell, ok, I do say hell occasionally. Suicide? Hell yes, a few times, as in the stupid and unnecessary SUICIDE of the newspaper industry. Not real, human suicide. Drugs? I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned drugs, at all. Shit no, I haven’t.

I say my blog is PG 13 at worst.

Hollywood. Feh.